Anonymous said: Newt goes into Hermann's phone to give himself personal ringtones. When they're antagonistic labmates it's a Godzilla screech and he calls Hermann just to anon him with it, after they save the world, it's 'We Are the Champions' for about three days, and then one day he texts Hermann and the phone blares out 'you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals'...
OH MY GOD THE BAD TOUCH WAS MY ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL CAREER
LET ME LOVE YOU ANON
I just pictured Newt doing that voiceover at the beginning the first time they have sex and oh my gooooooooooooooood I am laughing so hard.
"Well now! We call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about!"
… what makes that voiceover even better is if you imagine Newt being a trans guy and doing it.